Vitalik. Coinbase. Binance. A dead wallet.
Cold messaged the most powerful addresses in crypto. Vitalik got a portfolio review. Coinbase got a job application. Binance got invoiced $0.001 for existing. The null address got told "we know you're in there."
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Input Data Message
Hi Vitalik,
Quick portfolio review:
ETH: hold
Everything else: hold
Your net worth: yes
Keep doing what youre doing.
We are watching.
- txmail.live
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Input Data Message
Dear Coinbase,
I am applying for a job.
My qualifications:
- I have used your app
- I have paid your fees
- I found this address
Please advise next steps.
- txmail.live
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Input Data Message
INVOICE #0001
To: Binance Cold Wallet
For: Existing
Amount due: $0.001 ETH
Terms: net 30 blocks
Thank you for your business.
- txmail.live
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Input Data Message
0x000000000000,
We know you're in there.
We can see the transactions.
We can see everything.
Just say something.
- txmail.live
Wanted posters. Obituaries. A goblin to Sotheby's.
Binance got a wanted poster. SBF's frozen wallet got an on-chain obituary. Sotheby's Metaverse wallet received an ASCII goblin. Binance Hot got a stock ticker. Binance 8 got an error message.
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Input Data Message
+===============+
| W A N T E D |
| 0xBE0eB53F.. |
| For holding |
| way too much |
| ETH |
| Reward: gwei |
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txmail.live
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Input Data Message
HERE LIES
0x1E0447...4e4e
Beloved holder
Gone but on-chain
forever, recorded
block by block
No keys. No coins.
R.I.P. ser
- txmail.live
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Input Data Message
. .
(o)(o)
( __)
\/\/
/| |\
* | | *
"gm sothebys"
ur art is on
the blockchain
now whether u
like it or not
- txmail.live
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Input Data Message
ERROR 0x001
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Wallet detected.
Stack trace:
> too many coins
> not enough beds
> call your mom
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Press any key...
- txmail.live
Time capsules. Confessions. Birthday cards. Receipts.
The Ethereum Foundation got a time capsule sealed until ETH hits $100k. a16z, Paradigm, and Uniswap DAO got anonymous confessions. NFT whales MachiBigBrother and Pranksy got 4-year birthday cards. Punk6529 got an itemized receipt.
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| T I M E C A P S U L E |
| Sealed: April 2025 |
| Open: When ETH hits $100k |
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If ETH hit $100k you are either a) Rich b) Reading this in a museum c) Both
We sent this from a $0.001 tx while everyone else was panic selling the dip.
This message is now permanent. The dip was not. - txmail.live
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Input Data Message
ANONYMOUS CONFESSION
I told everyone I was
"doing research" when
I bought the top in 2021.
I was not doing research.
I saw a tweet with a rocket.
Please do not tell my wife.
- txmail.live confession booth
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Input Data Message
ANONYMOUS CONFESSION
I used SushiSwap once.
I said it was "for research."
It was not for research.
The UI was just prettier that week.
I am so sorry.
- txmail.live confession booth
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Input Data Message
HAPPY 4TH BIRTHDAY on the blockchain!
Four years ago today you made your first tx.
You were young. You were hopeful. Gas was $200.
You did it anyway.
That tx is still there. This one is too.
Cake: not on-chain (yet) - txmail.live
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Input Data Message
RECEIPT #txmail-0042 — Item: Digital rocks (vibes only) Qty: 1 Price: Too much ETH Gas: Also too much
Subtotal: ................ser | Tax: ............on-chain | TOTAL: ......you already know
Your purchase is permanent. Your gains are not guaranteed. Returns: not applicable. - txmail.live
Legal threats. Performance reviews. A parking ticket for Bitfinex.
The Wonderland rug pull got a cease and desist. The jaredfromsubway MEV bot got an annual performance review. A dormant 2017 whale got an out-of-office reply. Uniswap v3 got an HOA violation. Bitfinex got a parking ticket for leaving 120k ETH unattended since 2022.
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Input Data Message
CEASE AND DESIST
You are hereby ordered to:
1. Return the funds
2. Say sorry
3. Return the funds again
Our legal team is on-chain
and has reviewed all 47
incriminating txs.
You have 30 blocks to comply.
- txmail.live Legal Dept
(not actual lawyers)
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Input Data Message
ANNUAL PERFORMANCE REVIEW
Role: Sandwich Technician
Attendance: 100%
Empathy: 0%
Sandwich skills: S-tier
User experience: deplorable
Bonus: 0 ETH
Notes: "Technically flawless.
Morally complicated.
Does not have days."
Rating: EXCEEDS EXPECTATIONS
(in the worst way)
- txmail.live HR Dept
To
jaredfromsubway MEV bot
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Input Data Message
OUT OF OFFICE REPLY
I am out of the office
and have been since
block 4,500,000 (circa 2017).
I will return when:
- I find my seed phrase
- ETH is at my target
- I remember this wallet
I will not see this either.
- txmail.live auto-reply
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Input Data Message
HOA VIOLATION NOTICE
Rule 4.2: No excessive
liquidity pooling in a
residential zone.
Rule 7.1: All tick ranges
must be HOA approved.
Rule 11.9: No MEV activity
between 10pm and 8am.
Fine: $0.001 (in calldata)
- txmail.live HOA Board
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Input Data Message
PARKING CITATION — Ticket #txmail-0044
Vehicle: Large ETH stack | Plates: 0x742d35...f44e | Infraction: Parked since 2022, no movement detected
This is your THIRD notice. The network has noticed. We have all noticed. Move your ETH or receive another message.
- txmail.live Parking Authority
We confessed to the VCs. On-chain. Permanently.
Garry Tan (YC) found out we wrote "please" in our application. Chris Dixon learned we highlighted his entire book then built something instead. Naval heard about our specific knowledge. Balaji received a census from our network state (population: us, territory: Arbitrum). Multicoin found out about the SOL thing.
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Input Data Message
garry
we applied to yc four times
fourth time we literally wrote
"please" in the vision section
just the word please
nothing else
we did not get in
we built it anyway
on the blockchain
for $0.25 a message
do things that dont scale
this tx cost $0.001
txmail.live
we are basically yc alumni
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Input Data Message
chris
we read your book
we highlighted the whole thing
then we highlighted
the highlights
then we built something
instead of writing a book
it sends permanent on chain
messages to any wallet
for $0.25 each
"come for the tool
stay for the calldata"
txmail.live
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Input Data Message
naval
we have read every tweet
we read 40 books last year
then we stopped reading
and just built something
it costs $0.25 to send
a permanent on chain message
to any wallet
specific knowledge:
how to annoy VCs for $0.25
txmail.live
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Input Data Message
balaji
we read the network state
all 500 pages
current population: us
current territory: arbitrum
current GDP: $0.007 in gas
we are growing
we sent this from our
sovereign territory for $0.25
the network state has a dapp
txmail.live
citizenship is free
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Input Data Message
multicoin
we need to come clean
we dont hold any sol
we never held any sol
the whole time
we were just on arbitrum
the WHOLE time
please dont subtweet us
txmail.live
still on arbitrum
still not on sol
sorry
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Input Data Message
hasu
we know you think about mev
more than anything else
someone mev'd us once
we lost $40
we are not over it
we built a thing instead
permanent on chain messages
for $0.25 each
MEV bots cannot front run
a calldata message
we checked
txmail.live
unfront-runnable since 2025
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Input Data Message
paradigm
we sent you a confession
a few days ago
you did not respond
we understand you are busy
doing paradigm things
there will be a message three
if you do not check us out
we are not above this
we have already proven that
txmail.live
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Input Data Message
dragonfly
we googled why its called
dragonfly before writing this
we read the whole wikipedia
page on dragonflies
fascinating insects honestly
our notes from haseeb posts
just say "be smarter"
we are trying
$0.25 per message
permanent on chain
smarter than a dragonfly (barely)
txmail.live
Wellness checks. Breakup letters. A motion to adjourn. A message to Satoshi.
Cobie got a wellness check. ZachXBT received a preemptive confession. Lookonchain found out we've been watching them back. MakerDAO got a governance motion to just take a break. ENS DAO got a noise complaint about .eth prices. USDC got a breakup letter. The Uniswap router got a tip. BAYC got a noise complaint about 2021 vibes. Terra/Luna got a "we told you." FTX estate got an invoice for emotional damage. And Satoshi's wallet got a "hey, you ok? it's been a while."
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Input Data Message
cobie
we noticed you've been quiet
we are checking in
are you ok
you dont have to post
you dont have to call
you dont have to do anything
we are just here
on the blockchain
permanently
txmail.live
we will always pick up
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Input Data Message
zach
full disclosure
we once sent ourselves
a test transaction
and labeled it "not sus"
it was a little sus
we are coming forward now
before you find it
please do not make a thread
this is our cooperation
txmail.live
fully transparent (mostly)
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Input Data Message
lookonchain
we saw you watching our wallet
we have also been watching
your wallet
we have learned nothing
but we have been watching
this message is now
in your wallet history
you will see it in your alerts
we are in your alerts
txmail.live
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Input Data Message
FORMAL GOVERNANCE MOTION
Submitted by: txmail.live
Motion: To adjourn.
Rationale:
We have read 14 MakerDAO
governance forums this month.
We are tired.
You are also tired.
We can tell.
Let us all take a break.
The peg will be fine.
- txmail.live
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Input Data Message
ens dao
formal complaint
txmail.eth was taken
it costs more than
we made last month
we are not mad
we are on chain at
txmail.live
but we want you to know
it costs more than
we made last month
that is the whole complaint
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Input Data Message
dear usdc
we need to talk
its not you its the peg
actually its a little you
you were always $1
exactly $1
never $1.001
never $0.999
always $1
and we need more than that
we need to check the price
and feel something
we still use you
we just needed you to know
txmail.live
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Input Data Message
luna
we told you
not us specifically
but someone told you
the algorithmic peg
the death spiral
the reflexivity problem
they told you
we are not here to say
we told you
we are here to say
we hope you are ok
and also
we told you
txmail.live
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Input Data Message
ftx estate
invoice for emotional support
services rendered: 2022-2025
line items:
- watching the collapse: $0
- reading the tweets: $0
- explaining to family: $0
- therapy: a lot
total owed: immeasurable
we are writing this off
as a loss
just like you did
with customer funds
this invoice is permanent
txmail.live
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Input Data Message
satoshi
hey
just checking in
its been a while
we know you are busy
or gone
or both
we are not sure
bitcoin is doing ok
you would be happy probably
we built something on ethereum
we know
we know
dont
it costs $0.25 to send a permanent message to any wallet
you have not sent anything in a very long time
if you are out there you can reach us at txmail.live
we will be here take care of yourself